Thursday, November 10, 2005

His name is Mipo. That's how she named him, you do remember the hipopotamus, right? Oh well, the following sigh, I dedicate to the past, *sigh*

In other news, it's time to let you know what Atheism stands for.

Atheism is a highly secretive religion devoted to private worship of the ultimate, all powerful god Athe. Their goal is to improve society by persuading people to join them in their faith through cunning arguments of why it's better than anyone else's. Because Athe is regarded as the highest and most advanced being in the universe, communication between Her and Her lowly creations is regarded as a blasphemous concept in Atheism. As such there exist no holy scriptures in Atheism, and prayer, i.e. attempted communication with a superior being, is strictly forbidden. Anyone who dares to indulge in such activity as the perusal of scripture or prayer ceases to be an Atheist. Owing to their reluctance to explicity mention any form of deity when discussing their faith, it is perceived by many that Atheism is in fact the belief that there is no God. This is not the case - Atheists merely believe that humanity is too weak, pathetic and insignificant to be worthy of the concept of their all-powerful god Athe and mere thoughts of him will lead one to a path of eternal damnation. Thinking Athe would never bother to make her hands dirty by creating the world, most atheists think it more rational to think the whole world emerged out of nothingness by itself.

Taken from the Uncyclopedia.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Well, sometimes a quiz enlightens...

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Extraversion ||||| 50%
Stability |||||| 63%
Orderliness ||| 30%
Accommodation |||| 43%
Interdependence ||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||| 83%
Mystical |||| 43%
Artistic ||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 56%
Hedonism |||| 43%
Materialism || 16%
Narcissism ||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||| 56%
Romantic ||||| 56%
Avoidant ||| 30%
Anti-authority ||| 30%
Wealth |||| 36%
Dependency ||| 30%
Change averse ||| 30%
Cautiousness ||| 30%
Individuality |||||| 56%
Sexuality ||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||| 43%
Physical security ||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||| 77%
Histrionic ||| 30%
Paranoia |||| 43%
Vanity ||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||| 43%
Female cliche ||||| 50%
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